Do need your diaper changed, little girl? Let's see what you've got for Daddy. It's another poopy diaper! Let's get you cleaned up.
(Me, incredulous) Orange?
Well, it's yellow.
Oop! She put her foot in it.
And now... Ah, it's a fountain of pee. ... It missed the diaper.
Oo, that's too bad. That's why I don't take away the old diaper until I am ready to whisk the new one into place.
Yeah. (talking to baby) I think you picked just that moment to pee on purpose. You said, "Oh, I'll help Daddy out."
There's a lot going on in here...